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最近总是收到锦江集团的市场调查email，而且都是只有一个subject没有任何内容的。。。偶怒了。。就这样回了一封信。。。见上

然后作为o.b. 的external senior consultant – (in vain)，偶为某人的Internet campaign里会用到的Banner设计了3个slogan。。。

1. 不知道o.b.，怎么做真女人 —–的确很多人不知道…..不过我的insight是目前这个信息饥渴的年代，人人都怕out，这种banner就是给这种强迫症女人(包括男人)准备的。

2. 用o.b. 有什么不可以 (其实是copy现在某杂志户外广告用语，其中有一个原文是”有小肚子，有什么不可以”—actually真的不可以的)

3. 用o.b. 赢现金，只有女人才可以 (俗是俗了点，女权主义的傻冒表现啊)

你说现在的4A哪些Copywriter有几个能写出点能看的东西？上面3个我只用了30秒就想出来了。。。浪费啊浪费啊，干啥都浪费啊～～(逃了。。。。)

最后的结果是，我妥协的想出一个”现金5000大奖，只给敢做敢为的真女人”作为本次比搞的结尾。。。

如果某天你在163女性频道(我和他们说你们不要投这种噶傻的地方的广告，这种频道只有极其猥琐的男人才会去看，可惜没人信我)看到这些Banner，一定不要告诉别人是偶写的。。。

酱紫

In case someone wants to have a try…you can dial 64740787 to order the RMB380/580 tickets…
English speaking girl is waiting for …. your cash…

竟然不公开向中国人出售。。。网上的online agent都没票，简直是奇怪。。。太过小众也不是这个样子。。。

However，今年要来上海的乐队大概包括。。。U2, Bon Jovi, Eagles… etc.

当然会跳票的可能也不小。。。

In memory of Koh Samui – following blog post was previously posted on blogcn 2 years ago, and quite important for me in some way. I decided to re-post here.

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Spacing out, my only way of survive.

Chaweng beach, sea is extremely blue, crystally clear and unbelievablely warm even after the sunset. The air is hot and with smell of some easy, peaceful fragrance which automatically make you feel relaxed and let you smile. Some dogs lying on the beach, never afraid of being step by people who is hanging around. You will never feel tired and there is no loud voice or noise, the only sound is the everlasting wave rolling and running towards the shore.

Our Shadow formed a clear shape on the sand, step in the warm water you will see several jet skis zigzaging on the surface of the sea, these machines are so powerful and a 30 mins ride will let you feel exhausted but worthy to have a try. Once for a while a plane from the little airport situated in the north pole of the island flies over somehow reminds you a faint connection with the outside world, a world i am currently suffering, and will continue to suffer.

Anyway, we will back, just like the letter we wrote to the cozy little jasmine resorts which has amorous decoration and peaceful surrundings.

Time and tide, wait for no man.